Weeks have been spent in this space being sullen, venting spleen at evildoers.

At last, some well-deserved lunacy. It’s time for our occasional feature: making anagrams of famous figures, as well as local folks who just happened to get in our way. We apologize in advance.

Remember: These are totally random, done through software that generates anagrams. There is no intent here to defame innocent people. As far as you know.

First is our honored guest from last week, David Letterman. Of course, he’s been slogging through some problems, after a guy broke into his car and threatened to reveal evidence of Dave’s affairs. So maybe the magic anagram generator will brighten his spirits …

[TICKA TICKA TICKA] -- “Vandal Metered It.”

Hmmm. Makes no sense. Let’s try again.

[TICKA TICKA TICKA] -- And we have … “Traded Velamint”

[TICKA TICKA TICKA] -- “Damned Evil Tart.”

Well, seems the anagram generator is having some technical difficulties. Let’s try former Illinois Gov. Rod Blagojevich.

[TICKA TICKA TICKA] -- The winner is .,. “Job Gilder Havoc.”

Nope, not good.

[TICKA TICKA TICKA] -- The answer is … “Love God, Jab Rich.”

[TICKA TICKA TICKA] -- How about … “Crave Hi Gold Job.”

So, we’ll next try an anagram for that rascal Kanye West, who stepped all over teen sensation Taylor Swift on live TV. Spin the wheel, Scooter …

[TICKA TICKA TICKA] -- “Weeny Task.”